Dark Touches

Album Review of Dark Touches by Har Mar Superstar.

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Dark Touches

Har Mar Superstar

Dark Touches by Har Mar Superstar

Release Date: Oct 13, 2009
Record label: Red
Genre(s): Indie, Rock, Alternative

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Dark Touches - Poor, Based on 2 Critics

AllMusic - 60
Based on rating 6/10
60

After a mediocre response to The Handler, Sean Tillmann put his Har Mar Superstar persona on hiatus for five years. In that time, as well as working on on film projects as a screenwriter/actor, he maintained his musical chops by touring with Neon Neon, playing music as his indie alter ego Sean Na-Na, and ghost-writing songs for other pop stars. Endowed with a knack for knowing what makes the perfect, sexy pop song, (he has songwriter credits on hits by Kelly Osbourne, Eve, and Jennifer Lopez), Tillmann shopped "Girls Only" to the Cheetah Girls and "Tall Boy" to Britney Spears, both of whom declined.

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New Musical Express (NME) - 20
Based on rating 1/5
20

Thought Har Mar’s spindly pubes bursting from the sides of his jock strap while doing his Ron Jeremy sex thang couldn’t get any fouler? Check out electro crotch-thruster [b]‘I Got Next’[/b], where he sings about tasting a girl’s apple sauce. There’s nothing inherently wrong with apple sauce, but when it’s used to allude to Har Mar giving oral sex, the image conjured up will leave you gagging. Yeah, it’s his shtick, and you could laugh with him if the music was in any way exciting.

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